Micky P Kerr, a 36-year-old part-time primary school teacher, took to the Britain’s Got Talent stage with the unassuming demeanor of someone just stepping out of a classroom. Introducing himself as a musical comedian, he quickly established a witty rapport with the judges, revealing that his pupils had no idea about his secret dream to perform full-time. Micky’s act began with a quick, observational ditty about budget travel, setting the tone for his quirky, lyrical style. However, the real twist came when he transitioned to his second piece, claiming he needed to get an emotional “loss” off his chest.
The comedy act suddenly shifted, as Micky began a seemingly serious, acoustic ballad dedicated to a deeply missed figure, singing heartfelt lines about loss and feeling that the departed had “done nothing wrong.” The raw emotion built, leading the judges and audience to lean in, expecting a tender tribute to a family member or friend. The true, unexpected punchline, however, brought the house down: the “lost loved one” was, in fact, his old plastic carrier bag, which had sadly ripped after only costing ten pence. Micky’s committed delivery of such a ridiculous, relatable concept brought the judges and audience to fits of laughter.
Micky’s unique blend of observational humor and musical talent proved to be a resounding success. Simon Cowell praised the act as “silly but it was fun,” while David Walliams was especially complimentary, calling Micky “very, very funny” and highly observational. The judges, thoroughly entertained by the teacher’s ability to turn an everyday inconvenience into a poignant—and hilarious—anthem, unanimously voted to send Micky P Kerr through to the next round, securing his place as one of the standout musical comedy acts of the series.







